What have I learned? Never go fishing with a one-legged captain with a grudge. It doesn’t matter how many cool parties you throw, rich chicks aren’t worth the hassle. When you build a human out of dead people parts, be his friend. Don’t put your children to a test to decide to whom you should give your property. If you have a hunch that your uncle killed your dad, the king, and is now sleeping with your mom, you're probably right. When dust storms ravage your land year after year, think about trying a different profession. And do not talk about Fight Club.
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